"They"

I have just had a brilliant idea, for someone out there (perhaps someone rich!): "Someone" needs to start a business where inventors work on and produce all the things we have been needing, and fix the things that need improving. The business should be called "They." Then the next time I say, "they need to invent baby clothes for wiggly babies that don't require all these snaps" or "they need to make a teapot that does not drip," I will know who "they" are! And "they" should have a telephone number so we can call them and tell them what "they" should do.