Modern Devices Fall Short Of This

Why did we ever give up this kind of telephone? I had no idea it could do so much for someone-- it sounds so convenient! I wish my modern telephone could run errands for me. I wonder how they programmed it?

Text in above ad says:

“Advantages of a Residence Telephone.
Makes engagements;
Invites your friends;
Friends can call you;
Does your shopping;
Reserves theatre tickets;
Orders your groceries;
And corrects mistakes;
Calls the plumber;
Hastens the delivery of goods;
Saves letter writing;
Calls your husband;
Saves time and steps;
Runs your errands;
Calls the doctor;
Calls the fire department;
Calls the police."


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